"I shoot for the stars, and often hit Senators." Werner Von Bush

The Sub Prime Loan Gunman, paranoid blogger of Conspiracy theories, reports that the missile fired in the Pacific that was ostensibly aimed at a falling spy satellite veered off course and took down the helicopter carrying three Democratic Senators that oppose the Bush Administration. Is it a coincidence that the helicopter went down the same day they shot at the satellite? There are no coincidences if you're just paranoid enough.