Friday, July 23, 2010

News B4 Its News

This blog is now alive again--the more "R" rated cousin of the Supremecourtjester, thanks to a miracle cure from a Libyan doctor who brought the Lockerbee bomber back from death's door just when everyone wanted to kick him through it...

Our exclusive sources have learned that Dannica Patrick is giving up her sponsorship by GoDaddy.com--the organization that promoted her through soft porn type images. Instead that website has been outbid by a true porn site-- CumDaddy.com, and she'll keep a firm grip on their grer shift lever from now on...

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