Sunday, December 30, 2007

Prophet to Profit from Prophesies

The Re Lie Able Source has spared no expense to hire the distinguished contemporary prophet Cosa Nostradamus to make some predictions for 2008. We asked him first about the Knicks and what their Coach Isiah Thomas can say to his players. "Your silver has become dross; your wine is diluted with water" is what he replied. Then we pointed out that he cribbed the words from another Prophet--Isiah in the Book of Isiah. Cosa pointed out that the copyright has long since expired, so it's in the public domain.

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