Big news on Britney front

The big news on the Britney Spears front today is that there is no news. No car in the street, no nervous breakdown, no missed appointment with Dr. Phil, no fights with her ex, no dropping her kids on their noggins. Maybe she just took the day off. Athough there is a rumor that she has taken up with a member of the paparazzi. Is there such a thing as a mamarazzi?