Mr. and Ms. Celaneous

Aren't some Chinese toy companies the true alchemists? They turned lead into gold...Wal-mart is getting ahead of the curve and plans a new spring line of jeans for the coming recession--"recessive jeans"...Mike Huckabee told an interviewer than when he was in college he used to cook fried squirrel in a popcorn popper. You can see why he's on the Colbert Report and not Martha Stewart. I'd stay away from the potluck dinner rallies his supporters hold for awhile.